Lance

Editing teacher at Hillmark Academy.

Appearance
He appears perpetually haggard & tired, & walks around campus in a slate blue bathrobe & brown boot-slippers. He has bags under his eyes & a perma-stubble. His hair is taupe in color. Appears to be middle aged, possibly in his 40s.

When he was younger, he had mousey brown hair, a red suit, & an unhaggard face.

Personality
Willing to take advantage of anyone for a buck.

Relationships
Charles: Kindred spirits & partner in crime.

Milton: Tense & somewhat hostile.

Grill: Lance is completely ambivalent to Grill, even seeing him as occasionally useful for his own means. Grill dislikes Lance & complains about him frequently. Lance is the one who accidently burned down Chill & Grill's house, forcing them to move in with Brew. He had the gall to follow them to Brew's house with the coffee maker tucked under his arm with the expectation that he'd be moving in with them. Grill once bought Lance fuzzy pink car dice to remind him of his past gambling losses.

Quotes

 * "Oh yeah, that's like One Direction. That small group of singing boys I don't like or understand."
 * "Wait... Mark PAYS you?!"
 * Cat food for 10 cents? Now THAT'S a fantasy world I want to live in."

Trivia

 * Sleeps under desks, on benches, & in large commercial garbage bins.
 * Apparently not getting paid to teach.
 * Thinks the cafeteria is a ritzy place to eat.
 * Was the cameraman for Charles' lifehack videos on cheating at tests.
 * The first episode on OTH & the 3rd episode of Grill Burns is the only time he's ever seen wearing work clothes.
 * Milton called him "Depressor Professor."
 * His Twitter account is only ever mentioned once.
 * According to Grill, he's broke & on the run from loan sharks.
 * When he was younger, he had a show called Finance With Lance.
 * During lockdown, he got a part time job delivering food, as ween when Jack ordered from Cu-Comfort Food.
 * Has an ex wife.
 * Broke into Grill's & Chill's house during Halloween & took up residency under Grill's office desk, eating up the electricity with a laptop, space heater, on oscillating fan, Brew's old coffee maker, & a pile of discarded DVDs like Paul Blart Mall Cop.
 * He made a canned tuna version of the coffee maker salmon video Grill sent to torment Brew, & drank it.
 * If you upload any picture of Lance in photoshop & crank saturation to max, his hair turns red.
 * Someone photographed him passed out in the alley behind the Don MacRon Burger Joint, which has the trash bin Lifehack eats out of, Brew tossed his old skin into, & Grill burned the Dakimakura in before being chased off by guys in hazmat suits.
 * Appears for a few seconds in the opeing of the 4th Minecraft video.