Milton

Hillmark Academy hallway monitor & security guard.

Appearance
Short mousey brown hair, beard stubble, cop hat, black slacks, dark grey polo shirt, & an empty gun holster.

Over the pandemic lockdown, he grew his hair out.

Milton is significantly taller than anyone on the Hill.

Personality
Authoritative, dedicated, hardboiled, lonely.

Relationships
He seems to generally have ambivalent feelings about everyone.

Lance: He seems disappointed with him, but also seems to enjoy having someone he can look down on as a less respected employee.

Charles: He pities him, but Charles was expelled & Milton has to do his job.

Grill: Milton allowed Grill to hunt for Chill's avocado blanket during lockdown. Grill in turn tried to cheer Milton up by running through the halls, giving Milton a bit more time to socialize.

Mark: While his employer, Mark is the closest thing he has to a friend. During COVID lockdown, Mark let him stay in the school so he wouldn't be out of a job, which is just as well, as Milton literally lives in the janitor's supply room.

Quotes
"The whole world went real weird real fast."

Trivia

 * Possibly the oldest person on campus, as he call everyone "Kid," including Lance.
 * Spent the entire COVID pandemic lockdown alone in the school.
 * He appears to be the only officer on campus.
 * He acts like a street cop & gives himself ranks like Chief Officer, Captain, Colonel, & Sergeant.
 * Started off as a Janitor, then a hall monitor, then got promoted to security guard during COVID lockdown.
 * His voice & cadence are reminiscent of Sean Connery, minus the Irish accent, combined with Freddy Kruger.
 * Either he makes more money than Lance, or Lance is shocked that Milton gets paid at all.
 * His only appearance in Brew Solves as of October 2021 was as a Space Janitor in a Star Wars parody of the video on Monolith Thieves.