Howard

Appearance
Howard is Brew's coffee maker/super computer. Howard has a sleek black outer casing with a red screen and accents.

In one episode he has been seen to hold many treasures after Grill and Chill attempt to break him open to get said treasure out.

Abilities

 * Defensive Lasers.
 * The ability to display things on Brew's television.
 * The ability to speak.
 * The ability to create passwords.
 * Holding Capacity.
 * Sentience in general.
 * Receive & block video messages on Brew's computer.
 * Make phone calls.
 * Translate Youtube videos into english.
 * Hypnotizing Grill & Chill with a bell.
 * Has a retractable tiny mechanical arm.
 * Acting as a safe for storing treasure.
 * Capable of emotions like fear, resentment, longing, & irritation.
 * Complex research calculations.

Personality
Abrasive, envious, defensive of his fellow machines.

Relationships
Bet you never thought you'd see relationships on a page about a coffee pot.

Brew: Despite the fact that Brew can fix Howard if he beaks & is the center of Brew's world, they have a very ambivalent relationship, especially on Howard's end. Howard is still mad that Brew kept calling him "Potts." Brew also frequently interrupts him when he's talking. Despite his vitriol with Brew, he deeply disliked the concept of being replaced by a coffee maker/alarm clock called E.D.W.A.R.D. He made an attempt to purchase the rights to Luke Worm in order to get Brew to do his bidding if he wanted to see any more episodes, but in the end the only thing he bought was an NFT.

Grill: He once made a heartfelt apology video to Howard for breaking him, but accidently sent it to Jack. He also tried to steal Howards jewels. He referred to Howard as their "Protagonist" & said that deep down he & Howard are the same. He also once tried to say "I love you" but it came out as "I love your coffee." On Brew's phone, there was a text message from Grill saying "Howord Sux."

Desires

 * Dreams of being a Baristo with a human body & a coffee maker for a head.
 * Grill gifting him a DDR matt he can't use gave him a life goal of being able to dance someday (on his grave).
 * Would put all his processors on Bitcoin mining to be able to taste Beef Wellington.

Trivia

 * Keeps treasure where coffee grinds & water should be stores, which leaves even more questions about whether the treasure is his or Brew's, & how he makes coffee.
 * Refers to humans as "meatbags."
 * Dislikes being called "Potts."
 * The coffee he makes has a weird grey tinge to it.
 * Owns an NFT of a Luke Worm playing card.
 * Howard's presence as a character was drastically reduced after the introduction of Quiz, & he would go many episodes at a time without uttering a word, like a normal coffee maker. Hasn't uttered a word in nearly a year.
 * In Brew's video about solar storms, Brew is seen holding money towards Howard for his first liter of coffee, suggesting Howard is either paid a salary or functions like a vending machine.