Sebastien

Wordsmith & poet.

Appearance
Wears his hair pulled all over to one side with a loose forelock. Has a jacket tied around his neck like a scarf.

Relationships
Bongo: The only person he's ever seen hanging out with, & Bongo says he's there for the money.

Spill: He thinks she's a Heavenly Vision, a Shining Darling, & a Darling Angel. The feelings are not mutual.

Trivia

 * Grill called him a Pompous Putz & implied that he had a weird master & servant relationship with Bongo.
 * Seems to the the inspiration for Churry's voice.
 * Does awful Beatnik style poetry.
 * Partakes in experimental 24 hour poetry jams.
 * Bongo says he's an idiot with no concept of money.
 * He & Brayden are both Trust Fund Babies, but while he & Bongo are seen hanging near the Mad Lads, they're never seen interacting with them.
 * According to Redditor Stubob, if Bongo is not exaggerating about being paid a full case of gold bars, then Sebastien paid him $38,400,000.